"While the story of a cactus wanting to hold a balloon is unoriginal in itself, I want to try and start something. If this touches you in some way, please pass it on.
One day a cactus and a balloon fell in love. The cactus was holding onto the balloon string and said to the balloon 'I love you dearly but I can never hold you or I would kill you, so I must set you free.' And the cactus let the balloon float away."
I dun have a balloon.









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"Dexter...I am your father!"
"Nooo! This cannot be possible! Oh, wait...Yes, you're right."
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Dexter: *looks sick, adorable, glasses off*
Mandark: *snatches*
Dexter: HELP!
Me: I'LL SAVE HIM! *dashes after them*
Mordecai: ANEKO! A Dexter Rescue Attempt Does Not Require Whipped Cream and Lime Jello!
Me: But I Like Jello! *smiles stupidly*
-watches back-
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BEARS.
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Dexter: "Broken glasses are uncool."
Douglas: "But a broken heart is uncooler."
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